Conference

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At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the general managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Toohey's (New South Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia) found themselves sitting at the same table for lunch.

When the waitress asked what they wanted to drink, the GM of Toohey's said without hesitation "I'll have a Toohey's New".

The head of Carlton & United smiled and said "Make mine a VB".

To which the boss of Coopers said "I'll have a Coopers, the King of Beers".

And the bloke from Cascade asked for "A Cascade, the cleanest draught on the planet".

The General Manager of XXXX paused a moment and then placed his order: "I'll have a Diet Coke".

The others looked at him as if he had sprouted a new head.

"Well, he said with a shrug,

Spoiler:

if you poofters aren't drinking beer, then neither will I".