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Cat for sale

Postby rebbonk » Sat Aug 28, 2021 2:08 pm

Walking past a pet shop, the sign said; ‘Pedigree Netherland kitten for sale.’

Not believing this expensive cat was from the Netherlands I went into the shop and asked the assistant...

Spoiler:
‘How Dutch is that moggie in the window?’
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Cat for sale

Postby dutchman » Sat Aug 28, 2021 4:22 pm

:lol:
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