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Optician

Postby rebbonk » Sat Aug 14, 2021 12:00 pm

I went to one of those opticians where they have optical and hearing specialists.

The optician I saw was gorgeous. I'd only been in her room five minutes when she marched me round to the hearing department whilst telling me to zip up my flies. Apparently,
Spoiler:
it was my spectacles she wanted to take a look at.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Optician

Postby dutchman » Sat Aug 14, 2021 2:51 pm

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