Pretentious? - Moi?

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Pretentious? - Moi?

Postby rebbonk » Wed Aug 11, 2021 12:08 pm

People accuse me of being pretentious because I'm rich.

Anyway, I asked the person who I hired to pour my whisky, "Where's the cigarette lighter?"

He replied,
Spoiler:
"You gave him the day off, sir."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Pretentious? - Moi?

Postby dutchman » Wed Aug 11, 2021 5:46 pm

:lol:
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