Taxi ride

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Taxi ride

Postby rebbonk » Tue Jul 06, 2021 1:49 pm

I recently made a journey by taxi during a visit to London.

For the whole twenty minutes the driver rabbited on non-stop:

'They wanna bring back National Service if yer arsk me, teach these youngsters a bit of bladdy respect! Never did me any harm...
Tell you wot, all these bleedin' foreigners, they come over 'ere an' think they own the place! They ought ta send 'em all back where they came from...
It's high time they brought back the death penalty in this country. I'd pull the bladdy lever meself!'

Spoiler:
I think it was one of those Hackneyed cabs.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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