Supermarket thief

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Supermarket thief

Postby rebbonk » Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:28 am

A girl on a checkout at our local supermarket noticed a customer had a lettuce leaf sticking out of his jacket.

Suspecting he was a shoplifter, she called over her supervisor who asked the man to open his jacket.

Sure enough, inside he had hidden potatoes, carrots, cabbage and various other vegetables.

He later confessed that this wasn't the first time he had committed this type of crime.

Indeed it seemed that the lettuce was only the
Spoiler:
tip of the iceberg.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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