Cat's eyes

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Cat's eyes

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jun 26, 2021 1:17 pm

Once saw a man digging up cat's eyes in the middle of the road, I said to him "what are you doing?"

He replied " I'm digging up these diamonds"

I told him they were glass

He snapped at me saying "No!
Spoiler:
This is a jewel carriageway!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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