Audition

[rebbonk]

My extremely overweight wife went to audition for X-Factor, and despite singing rather well she was denied and told she didn't have "the look"

"Come on," she said, quite indignant, "Give me the full glamour makeover and treatment, and mould me to what you want !"

"Madam," replied Simon Cowell, "We're not allowed to

Spoiler:

use a carving knife

."