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That marriage

Postby rebbonk » Sun May 30, 2021 1:04 pm

Father Daniel Humphreys: "Repeat after me; I Carrie Symonds, take you, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, to be my lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part."

Carrie Symonds: "I Carrie Symonds, take you, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, to be my lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part."

Father Daniel Humphreys: "Repeat after me; I Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, take you, Carrie Symonds, to be my lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part."

Boris Johnson:
Spoiler:
"Wibble."

Carrie Symonds: "That'll do."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: That marriage

Postby dutchman » Sun May 30, 2021 5:13 pm

:lol:
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