Livid wife

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Livid wife

Postby rebbonk » Sat May 29, 2021 12:39 pm

My wife drove 25 miles into town to go to her salon, and when she got back she was livid and looking rough, and I mean rough.

She stormed, "I got there and they said the advance payment of £250 that you've always regularly paid for my beauty treatment didn't get paid, so I didn't even get my hair cut and left there completely humiliated!"

"Oh, right, about that... There's no point making yourself serviceable for me anymore as I've
Spoiler:
found another woman."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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