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Dinner time

Postby rebbonk » Wed Feb 10, 2021 2:04 pm

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen "What would you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb?"

I said "Thank you, I'll have chicken please".

She replied
Spoiler:
"You're having soup you fat git, I was talking to the cat.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Dinner time

Postby Melisandre » Wed Feb 10, 2021 5:40 pm

:lol:
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Re: Dinner time

Postby dutchman » Wed Feb 10, 2021 11:12 pm

:lol:
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