"Excuse me, have you got any books on honesty?"
"Yes, " replied the assistant, "may I recommend, 'Take Only What You Need' by Olivia Strepton, at £8.99?"
"Yes, that's great,
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Politician in a bookshop
by rebbonk » Thu Nov 19, 2020 1:28 pm
A politician walks into a bookshop...
"Excuse me, have you got any books on honesty?"
"Yes, " replied the assistant, "may I recommend, 'Take Only What You Need' by Olivia Strepton, at £8.99?"
"Yes, that's great,
"Excuse me, have you got any books on honesty?"
"Yes, " replied the assistant, "may I recommend, 'Take Only What You Need' by Olivia Strepton, at £8.99?"
"Yes, that's great,
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