It's been widely reported that Conservative MP David Morris has been banned from a store in Morecambe for voting not to extend free school meals for poorer children this Christmas.
I should like to inform Greggs, Lucky's Chippy, Raj Kebabs, Cake Shops, and anywhere that sells cigarettes and alcohol, that
Spoiler:
my wife was in complete agreement with the government on this issue.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.