Little Johnny

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Little Johnny

Postby rebbonk » Fri Oct 23, 2020 1:30 pm

Little Johnny was caught swearing by his teacher.

"Johnny" she said "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear such talk, anyway?"

"My daddy said it" he responded.

"Well, that doesn't matter" explained the teacher. "You don't even know what it means".

"I do, too!" Little Johnny retorted. "It means
Spoiler:
the car won't start".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Little Johnny

Postby Melisandre » Fri Oct 23, 2020 8:29 pm

:lol:
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Re: Little Johnny

Postby dutchman » Sat Oct 24, 2020 1:13 am

:lol:
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