Census taker

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Census taker

Postby rebbonk » Sat Oct 17, 2020 12:07 pm

The census taker knocked on Donna's door.

She answered all his questions except one. She refused to tell him her age.

"But everyone tells their age to the census taker," he said.

"Did my next-door neighbours, Miss Maisy Hill and Miss Daisy Hill, tell you THEIR ages?" she asked.

"Certainly" he replied.

"Well, I'm the same age as they are!" she snapped.

Spoiler:
"As old as the Hills," he wrote on his form.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Census taker

Postby Melisandre » Sat Oct 17, 2020 4:41 pm

:lol:
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Re: Census taker

Postby dutchman » Sat Oct 17, 2020 11:40 pm

:lol:
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