I was at a festival once, beautiful hot day and I was keen to get ratted, but I was skint. So I was sneaking the odd drink from people here and there, when I spotted a pint glass, almost full with a golden yellow liquid. I excitedly assumed it was someone’s beer, so I went for it. Picked it up and it felt a bit warm but I just thought it’d been out in the sun. So I necked it.
Honestly, it was the vilest thing I’ve ever tasted! You’ve probably guessed what it was already...
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