"I've reason to believe you stole this" he said, pulling a bonsai tree from my pocket.
"I've never seen that before!" I protested,
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Store detective
by rebbonk » Tue Sep 08, 2020 12:52 pm
As I was leaving the shop, the store detective stopped me.
"I've reason to believe you stole this" he said, pulling a bonsai tree from my pocket.
"I've never seen that before!" I protested,
"I've reason to believe you stole this" he said, pulling a bonsai tree from my pocket.
"I've never seen that before!" I protested,
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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