Off on our hols

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Off on our hols

Postby rebbonk » Tue Aug 04, 2020 11:57 am

As me and my wife headed off on a romantic holiday, we talked about what kinky things we'd like to do to each other.

She said, "I've always wanted to be handcuffed."

Spoiler:
So I planted a kilo of cocaine in her suitcase!
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Off on our hols

Postby Melisandre » Tue Aug 04, 2020 7:49 pm

:lol:
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