Stuck in the lift

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Stuck in the lift

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jul 31, 2020 12:20 pm

This really fit woman with massive *ahem* and a short skirt got into the lift with me.

The lift then stopped.

"Great," she said, "how long are we going to be stuck in here for?"

"Dunno, " I replied, "maybe hours. "

As she got hotter she started to unbutton her top a little more. Then she started to smile at me, and after a few minutes, we were at it like rabbits.

We finished and she started to get dressed.

"I've never seen you in here before, what department do you work in? " She asked.

"Oh, I don't work here," I answered,
Spoiler:
"I'm just here to fix the lift. "
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Stuck in the lift

Postby Melisandre » Fri Jul 31, 2020 4:26 pm

:lol:
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Re: Stuck in the lift

Postby dutchman » Fri Jul 31, 2020 4:28 pm

:lol:
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