Getting married

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Getting married

Postby rebbonk » Mon Jul 20, 2020 11:06 am

A 60-year-old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception. His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment, one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23-year-old beauty?

"Simple" grins the millionaire "I faked my age".

His friends are really amazed and ask him by how much.

"Well," he replied. "I said I was
Spoiler:
97!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Getting married

Postby Melisandre » Mon Jul 20, 2020 1:02 pm

:lol:
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