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I can just tell! (bit naughty)

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I can just tell! (bit naughty)

Postby rebbonk » Sat Jul 04, 2020 12:47 pm

I can tell just by the shoes a woman wears if I'm going to have sex with her or not.

If she's wearing 3" heels or higher, I'm definitely going to be screwing her.

If she's wearing nice comfy running shoes, I'm probably not
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going to be able to get close enough to use the taser.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: I can just tell! (bit naughty)

Postby dutchman » Sat Jul 04, 2020 11:38 pm

:lol:
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Re: I can just tell! (bit naughty)

Postby Melisandre » Sun Jul 05, 2020 2:55 pm

:lol:
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