Police complaint

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Police complaint

Postby rebbonk » Fri May 29, 2020 12:14 pm

An old lady calls the police. She complains about her neighbours and demands the police come over immediately.

Two officers show up and she says "My neighbours keep having outrageous parties. They are drinking and carrying on and they are all naked and having what seems to be an orgy. I can see them every time I look out of my bedroom window!"

The cops follow her upstairs into her bedroom to see about this debauchery and to their surprise there is an enormous wardrobe blocking all but a sliver of the window in her tiny bedroom. Puzzled, they ask her how she is seeing all of this.

"Well officer you have to get on the bed and then climb on top of the wardrobe, then you can see them quite clearly!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Police complaint

Postby Melisandre » Fri May 29, 2020 12:42 pm

:lol:
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