Teach me how to do the "splits"

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Teach me how to do the "splits"

Postby rebbonk » Sun Aug 08, 2010 1:58 am

So I said to the gym instructor, 'Can you teach me to do the splits?'

He said 'How flexible are you?'

I said
Spoiler:
'I can't make Tuesdays'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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