At the doctor's

[rebbonk]

Paddy goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce growing out of me bum."

The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.

Paddy asks, "Is it serious, doctor?
"
The doctor replies, "Well, I'm sorry to tell you,

Spoiler:

but that's just the tip of the iceberg."

[Melisandre]