"Yeah but it's not serious"
"I see, did you call your doctor or the hospital?"
"Nah man, he's my brother, we have the same blood, I'll take care of him"
"Nice, but just out of curiosity, what does he eat for breakfast?"
"Nothing special, a thin slice of ham and a cracker"
"Ah, and for lunch?"
"A thin slice of ham and a cracker"
"Dinner?"
"A thin slice of ham and a cracker"
"Wait, do people with coronavirus have to eat only a thin slice of ham and a cracker?"
"No, that's the only food in our house
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