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Pig!

Postby rebbonk » Wed Apr 22, 2020 11:48 am

Peggy Johnson was suing her neighbour, Dave, for harassment after he kept calling her "pig".

The two were fighting over their backyard borders, and so Dave took up to calling her a "pig". Peggy took him to court and sued him for harassment. The judge wanted to settle this immediately and issued an order for Dave to stop calling Peggy a "pig".

"Dave, I'm giving you a chance to walk away scot-free. However, you can no longer call Ms. Johnson a 'pig.' Understood?"

"Well... that doesn't seem fai- "

"-we can let this go to trial, you can spend thousands on lawyers, but if Ms. Johnson's attorneys can prove calling her a 'pig' leads to emotional damage, you'll end up owing a lot".

Dave paused. "OK, fine. Can I call a pig 'Ms. Johnson'?"

The judge looked over his notes. "Yes... you may call a pig 'Ms. Johnson' without fear of legal recourse".

Dave turned to Peggy and said "Good afternoon,
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Ms. Johnson".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Pig!

Postby Melisandre » Wed Apr 22, 2020 2:38 pm

:lol:
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Re: Pig!

Postby dutchman » Wed Apr 22, 2020 8:45 pm

:lol:
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