Broken down bus

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Broken down bus

Postby rebbonk » Mon Apr 20, 2020 11:20 am

I was travelling through town on a bus when it broke down.

The driver got out and fiddled with the engine for 10 minutes before the conductress went up to him and asked, "Do you wanna screwdriver?"

Spoiler:
"I'd love to" he said "but we're already running 10 minutes late as it is".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Broken down bus

Postby Melisandre » Mon Apr 20, 2020 1:01 pm

:lol:
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