I pulled!

[rebbonk]

I went to a flash nightclub last Friday and there was a famous female pop star sitting in a private area.

I don't know how it happened, but she called me over and we really hit it off.

Everything was going fine until we went back to my place. I turned on the light and she gave a disgusted laugh and said "That's really pathetic! How do you think you'll satisfy me with such a tiny thing like that?"

"Gee" I said

Spoiler:

"I'm sorry Adele, but it was the biggest fridge I could afford".

[dutchman]

[Melisandre]