Good news, bad news

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Good news, bad news

Postby rebbonk » Thu Apr 16, 2020 11:23 am

A man goes to the doctor after feeling quite ill. After running a few tests the doctor returns.

"Well, I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?"

"I guess gimme the bad news first doc, so I can end up on a good note," the man says.

"Okay" says the doc. "The bad news is that you are going to die".

"OMG! This is terrible! What will I tell my wife, my young children? I am so young" he cries.

After a few minutes, he stops sobbing remembering there is still some good news to hear.

"Doc," he says, so please tell me "what is the GOOD news?"

"Well," says the doc
Spoiler:
"They're going to name a disease after you!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Good news, bad news

Postby Melisandre » Thu Apr 16, 2020 1:52 pm

:lol:
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