Deathbed request

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Deathbed request

Postby rebbonk » Tue Apr 14, 2020 12:07 pm

John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully, "Give me one last request, dear."

"Of course, John," his missus said softly.

"Six months after I die," John said, "I want you to marry Bob."

"But I thought you hated Bob?" she said.

With his last breath, John said,
Spoiler:
"I do."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Deathbed request

Postby Melisandre » Tue Apr 14, 2020 2:01 pm

:lol:
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