Old man

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Old man

Postby rebbonk » Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:46 pm

An elderly, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a stunningly beautiful young blonde at his side.

He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a $10,000 ring.

The old man said "No, I'd like to see something more special".

At that statement, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $50,000" he said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man seeing this said "We'll take it".

The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the old man stated "By cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque clears so I'll write it now, and you can call the bank on Monday morning to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up on Monday afternoon" he said.


On Monday morning the jeweller phoned the old man and said "Sir, there's no money in that account".

"I know" said the old man
Spoiler:
"but let me tell you about my weekend!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Old man

Postby Melisandre » Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:31 pm

:lol:
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Re: Old man

Postby dutchman » Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:37 pm

:lol:
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