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Drug addict

Postby rebbonk » Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:01 pm

I was talking to a Chinese drug addict.

He said “have you seen my cocaine?”

I said
Spoiler:
“not since he'd starred in the Italian job”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Drug addict

Postby Melisandre » Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:24 pm

:lol:
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Re: Drug addict

Postby dutchman » Sat Mar 14, 2020 2:21 pm

:lol:
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