Missing wife

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Missing wife

Postby rebbonk » Fri Feb 28, 2020 12:41 pm

A man walks into a police station and announces, “My wife’s gone missing.”

The police officer says, “OK sir, we’ll help you. Since when has your wife been missing?”

The man replies, “Since about a month ago.”

The police officer is shocked, “What? A month?! Why on Earth are you coming only now?!”

“Well…
Spoiler:
I’ve no clothes to put on anymore.”
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Missing wife

Postby Melisandre » Fri Feb 28, 2020 12:44 pm

:lol:
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Re: Missing wife

Postby dutchman » Fri Feb 28, 2020 7:52 pm

:hysterical:
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