Stopped by the police

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Stopped by the police

Postby rebbonk » Mon Feb 24, 2020 1:36 pm

A policeman stops a man on a tandem.

"You may not be aware, sir, that your wife fell off your bike half a mile back."

"Thank goodness," says the man.
Spoiler:
"I thought I'd gone deaf."
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Stopped by the police

Postby Melisandre » Mon Feb 24, 2020 6:48 pm

:lol:
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