Blonde neighbour

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Blonde neighbour

Postby rebbonk » Sun Feb 23, 2020 12:40 pm

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'

To which she replied, 'There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying,
Spoiler:
'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Blonde neighbour

Postby Melisandre » Sun Feb 23, 2020 9:21 pm

:lol:
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