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Older community

Postby rebbonk » Sun Feb 23, 2020 12:38 pm

A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in Bede Village, a sheltered adult community.

A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, 'Are you a stranger here?'

He replies, 'I lived here years ago.'

'So, where were you all these years?'

'In prison,' he says.

'Why did they put you in prison?'

He looked at her, and very quietly said, 'I killed my wife.'

'Oh!' said the woman.
Spoiler:
'So you're single...?!'
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Older community

Postby Melisandre » Sun Feb 23, 2020 9:19 pm

:D
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Re: Older community

Postby dutchman » Sun Feb 23, 2020 10:16 pm

:hysterical:
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