Few medical jokes

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My friend lost all his fingers in an accident

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I wonder how he's feeling?

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Man to X-ray technician after swallowing some money:

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'Do you see any change in me?'

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When I came round after surgery on my hand I asked the surgeon if I could play the piano.

He said "Definitely no problem at all"

I said "marvellous

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I couldn't play it before the operation".