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by rebbonk » Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:01 am

A woman came into the mortuary today and said, "The police told me my son has crashed his superbike into a steamroller. Can I identify him please?"

Spoiler:

Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.

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