The future

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The future

Postby rebbonk » Mon Oct 07, 2019 10:02 am

Now that we are retired, my wife and I were discussing all aspects of our future.

"What will you do if I die before you?" I asked the missus.

After some thought, she said that she would probably look for a house-sharing situation with three or four single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she was so active for her age.

Then the missus asked me "What will you do if I die first?"

I replied
Spoiler:
"Probably the same thing!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: The future

Postby dutchman » Mon Oct 07, 2019 9:33 pm

:lol:
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