Ripped off (rude)

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Ripped off (rude)

Postby rebbonk » Fri Jul 26, 2019 8:47 am

A man gets ripped off by a taxi driver one night,so he decides to get his own back whenever he next gets the chance.

Soon after, he sees the same taxi driver,third in the cab rank.The man goes up to the first cab in the rank, gets in and tells the driver he has no money - but if he gives him a lift home he’ll get a bl*w job in payment.The taxi driver freaks and kicks the guy out.

He then goes to the second cab and makes the same offer: a bl*w job for a lift home.The Second taxi driver also refuses, and again he gets kicked out.

So he gets into the third cab- the guy who ripped him off- and asks to be dropped off round the corner.

The driver complies and drives off.

As he passes the two other cabs in the rank, the passenger smiles at the other drivers and
Spoiler:
” Gives Them Both The Big Thumbs - Up “.
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Re: Ripped off (rude)

Postby dutchman » Fri Jul 26, 2019 6:14 pm

:lol:
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