Buying for the wife

(nothing in this section is to be taken seriously)

Buying for the wife

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jul 17, 2019 8:56 am

"I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife" the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl. "But I don't know her size".

"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.

"Why yes" he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours".

"Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl queried as she wrapped the gloves.

"Now that you mention it" he replied
Spoiler:
"she also needs some lingerie".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
User avatar
rebbonk
 
Posts: 72614
Joined: Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:01 am

Re: Buying for the wife

Postby dutchman » Wed Jul 17, 2019 9:46 pm

:lol:
User avatar
dutchman
Site Admin
 
Posts: 57919
Joined: Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:24 am
Location: Spon End


Return to Joke Thread

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 8 guests

  • Ads