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Old man

Postby rebbonk » Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:17 am

A woman walked up to an elderly man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look" she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day" he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never exercise".

"That's amazing" the woman said. "How old are you?"

Spoiler:
"Thirty-six".
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Old man

Postby dutchman » Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:46 pm

:lol:
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