I was married to her!

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I was married to her!

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jun 26, 2019 9:07 am

A guy comes home one evening to find his wife in the bedroom packing a suitcase.

"Where are you going?" he asks.

She replies "I'm moving to London. I heard there's women there getting paid £400 a time for what I do for you for free".

He pulls out his suitcase and begins to throw his stuff in.

"Where are you going?" she asks.

"I'm coming with you" he says
Spoiler:
"I want to see how you survive on £800 a year!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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