After the pub

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I got home from the pub a bit merry with my mate Dave and my wife was still up and dressed in very seductive underwear.

I looked at her and licked my lips, "Do you fancy a hot sandwich with me and Dave here?"

She blushed a little and replied, "Yes, ok then. I'm up for it."

"Brilliant," I said.

Spoiler:

"Three bacon and egg it is then."