50 years of marriage

[rebbonk]

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junky car, slept on a sofabed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV. But hey I got to sleep every night with a hottie, a 23-year-old girl. Now ... I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman."

So I said to my wife "it seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great?

They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

[Melisandre]