Pension

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Pension

Postby rebbonk » Wed Jun 05, 2019 10:51 am

When I turned 55 I decided to cash in the personal pension I've been paying into since I was 23, pay off my mortgage, get an extension on the house, and maybe buy a quality used car.

I got my pension statement today.

Anyone know
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Re: Pension

Postby Melisandre » Wed Jun 05, 2019 2:19 pm

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