The old lady

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The old lady

Postby rebbonk » Mon May 06, 2019 11:13 am

Old lady in a lift at the Trafford Centre when two footballers wives enter, the door closes and one wife raises her wrist to the other wife and says, ''Chanel No 5 £80 Selfridges.''

The other wife does the same and says, ''Gucci £90 House of Frazer.''

The old lady lifts one leg and farts and says, '
Spoiler:
'Sprouts 99p Morrisons!''
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: The old lady

Postby Melisandre » Mon May 06, 2019 1:53 pm

:lol:
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