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Why I married

Postby rebbonk » Wed May 01, 2019 10:36 am

I married my wife because she sometimes does this thing with her mouth that I really like.
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Closes it.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Why I married

Postby Melisandre » Wed May 01, 2019 11:34 am

:lol:
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