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Postby rebbonk » Sun Apr 28, 2019 9:35 am

As a paramedic I was called out to a vegan couple who habitually overdosed on vegetables.

The first thing I did was
Spoiler:
take their pulses.
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Overdose

Postby Melisandre » Sun Apr 28, 2019 11:35 am

:D
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