Golfing

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Golfing

Postby rebbonk » Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:26 am

Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine.

He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball. After many long minutes of hacking at the underbrush, he spotted something glistening in the leaves. As he drew nearer, he discovered that it was an eight iron in hands of a skeleton!

Joe immediately called out to his friend, "Jack, I've got trouble down here!"

"What's the matter?" Jack asked from the edge of the ravine.

"Bring me my wedge" Joe shouted.
Spoiler:
"You can't get out of here with an eight iron!"
Of course it'll fit; you just need a bigger hammer.
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Re: Golfing

Postby Melisandre » Tue Mar 26, 2019 5:28 pm

:lol:
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